Box Ghost ♐ She/Her 19 Aro/Ace
Professional Roger Davis appreciator
I'm going to marry Scarlett Johansson and no one will stop me
One time I quoted Steven Wright and it ruined my life
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.
Everyone rebloggin this post sadly relating to it, worry not I have a solution: get yourself a fat cat. A really fat cat. Let it take up half the bed, forcing you to sleep in super uncomfy positions. Then every now and then lock it out of your room. Have some u time. Learn to fully enjoy being able to sleep in true comfort. Bonus: you now have a fat cat