Lincoln Wore Lifts

Zoë ♐ F 19 ACE
About me:
I'm good at wasting time
and think bios need to rhyme
and you're not asking but I'm trying to grow a mustache
I eat cheese (but only on pizza, please
and sometimes on a homemade quesadilla)
otherwise it smells like feet to me
and I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail


ZELDAS   DO THE THING   DO THE OTHER THING
Reblogged from sarlaccvagina

sarlaccvagina:

we’re up all night to get bucky

image

(via hazelgracewinchester)

Reblogged from howtobeaheartbreaker
howtobeaheartbreaker:

tweets to american airlines are so beautiful

howtobeaheartbreaker:

tweets to american airlines are so beautiful

(via absolutelyvantastic)

how about instead of writing inspirational and happy things directly on walls you write them on paper or cloth and stick them up so the person who would have had to clean it off/paint over it will enjoy the message too

Reblogged from itsmemacleod

itsmemacleod:

did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?

(via absolutelyvantastic)

Reblogged from newwsies

newwsies:

ah yes I am fluent in musical theater lyrics

(via cut-right-into-me)

Reblogged from jake--from--statefarm
snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

(via thatawkwardfatguy)

Reblogged from badgersprite

badgersprite:

If any lesbian feels like a bisexual girl is a “traitor” for dating a guy or that a bisexual female character in fiction ceases to be a queer character unless she is presently dating a woman, then I’m going to need you to take your fucked up little insecurities and waltz your ass the fuck on out of my life.

(via absolutelyvantastic)

Anonymous asked: i know you are going to be mad but i think the point was to show how much of an asshole he was and i yeah i was confused too on why they didnt talk to any of their others friends

i’m not mad at all 

i know he was supposed to be a pretentious asshole but i feel like hes a huge stretch i cannot see an actual real life person say or do any of these things i am not a fan of this book or character sorry

Reblogged from thunreswine

the-real-seebs:

hussarviking:

NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.

(Source: thunreswine, via absolutelyvantastic)

Reblogged from cutiebuds

Samurai Champloo watercolor prints: X

(Source: cutiebuds, via absolutelyvantastic)