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Professional Roger Davis appreciator

I'm going to marry Scarlett Johansson and no one will stop me

One time I quoted Steven Wright and it ruined my life



ZELDAS   SOME   BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Reblogged from dsabs14

dsabs14:

You either love The Princess Bride or you haven’t seen it

(via desperatehousecat)

Reblogged from spacetwinks
  • kevin feige: believe me, i'd like for black panther and captain marvel to get movies, really i would
  • kevin feige: but what can i do
  • kevin feige: i'm just the marvel studios president of production
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yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle, via toasterama)

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fiftythreecrimes:

cubebreaker:

Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.

when I die this better be what heaven looks like tbh

(via oh-its-way-past-my-bedtime)

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(Source: peregrint, via rogers)

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queermarauders:

kittykitpanda:

Sirius Black and James Potter taking bets on how many times they can get Remus to roll his eyes in a given day.

They also take bets on how many times they can make Peter nearly wet himself laughing.

(via siriusdarkgrey)

Reblogged from oldroots

oldroots:

"hahah thems the rules kiss my ass nerds"

im sorry for making all of these comics one after the other i’m gonna make one more and have a break i swear lmao

(via carcinogofuckyourselves)

Reblogged from tactical-tacos

kingcheddarxvii:

libertybeforedeath:

Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.

Everyone rebloggin this post sadly relating to it, worry not I have a solution: get yourself a fat cat. A really fat cat. Let it take up half the bed, forcing you to sleep in super uncomfy positions. Then every now and then lock it out of your room. Have some u time. Learn to fully enjoy being able to sleep in true comfort. Bonus: you now have a fat cat

(Source: tactical-tacos, via carcinogofuckyourselves)

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It’s like, when two pandas are hugging, and the world goes silent… But to answer your original question I do like ice cream, I like it a lot. Ezra Koenig (via koeneg)

(Source: bobloblawlawblog-, via neildegrassetyson)

Reblogged from kitt-and-yorkey-for-president

kitt-and-yorkey-for-president:

RENT modern college au called TUITION

(via desperatehousecat)