Its thunderstorming and I had to go rescue our lawn ornaments
My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out & he gave her a bouquet of flowers <333 promposal are so cutedid he say “I finally got the balls to ask you to prom ?” because if he didn’t he’s doing it wrong.
(via wh0riarty)
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that is AMAZING
Woah
That “put it back in the first place you looked for it” is such a good idea. I’m going to start doing that, I think.
Woah so THAT’S why they call it squeeky clean…
(Source: hannahsneakers, via wh0riarty)
Love is a much more vicious motivator. - requested by youshouldhaveletmesleep
(Source: holmesalone, via icarusing)
once i heard someone at school quote one of my popular text posts it was terrifying
(via grunklestan)
you can doubt that the fucking stars are fire, you can doubt the ever loving shit out of the moon moving, you can even doubt the fucking truth to be a lie, but dont you fucking dare doubt our love
at least until a ghost of my father tells me to kill my uncle and my sanity becomes incredibly questionable and i kill like 6 people including your father and your brother who has this weird incestuous infatuation with you
(Source: pizzastiel, via for-shits-and-hiddles)
♐18 Zoë i destroy hopes and dreams and cry at the same time
