Adele Dazeem

she/they | 26 | Dumbass | Sagittarius

If you’ve said “be gay do crimes” you have to donate to a bail fund

Pocket Camp: 87363512378

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aubrey-plaza:

Birds of Prey + male fragility reviews
(insp.)

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allsonargent:

See, you, you kids have to realize that all jobs are awful and there’s nothing that you can do about that. I mean, they’re tedious and boring.

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judyjetsons:

Bra Watercolor Studies

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wizard0rb:

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wizard0rb:

whippets are some of the most underrated dogs out there. they never bark theyre good with kids and once i saw one jump a 6.5 ft wooden fence

one time i came home to one of my dogs standing all 4 legs on the kitchen counter, eating food we left out

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artists rendition

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handcrushedbyamallet:

Running up that hill by kate bush is a great song. If you havent heard of it definitely check it out I like to listen to it and feel normal

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Anonymous asked:

WHORE!!!

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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gibberishquestion:

for years you have paraded around in public, wearing a hat that so boldly claims that women want you and fish fear you. you know just as well as i do that this is a lie. can you live up to the bar your hat sets? currently you are being lowered into a tank of piranha, and only your wife has the controls to save you. does this woman truly want you, or will it be you who fears the fish? let the game begin

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The dentist refused to euthanize me